Dear crazy bitch driving the blue Mazda 3,

I’m sorry! I had just left my friends house -we couldn’t get Lost to come on her cable box, so I was driving home to catch it there.

I know! I almost plowed into you in that turn, you were in my blind spot. Thank god you honked your horn!

I admit it way my fault! I was so focused on getting home! I needed my Lost!

I even mouthed, “I’m sorry” at that first red light! You saw me do that! We made eye contact!

I usually love people that drive Mazda 3’s -they look like smiley faces!


(UR SUCH A QT)

BUT…..

Did you really have to tailgate me for 20 minutes? I couldn’t even see your headlights you were so close! Did you have to follow me for 20 minutes to make me think you were going to kill me? Did I have to circle my neighborhood five times till you finally stopped following me?

You are seriously psycho.

Love,

Allie